Aging, Who Me?

It’s getting harder and harder to do what I used to, and that really bites!   I ran across a funny little bit today about being older so here it is.

 

Old ager says….
It’s almost 2019, I’m 62 years old now and worn out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out, where’s the beef, how to get to Sesame Street, and why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps! Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I still can’t understand why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails or what does the fox say and why “abbreviated” is such a long word or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator. And I still have not found yet why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons or why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections and… why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what exactly is Victoria’s secret or where is Waldo….
Can you hear me now…
but did you really think I am this witty…
I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman.
Now it is your turn to take it from me. Copy and Paste, change the age and enjoy your day.
I needed the laugh. 😜😂😉😎✌🤷‍♀️

 

 

 

 

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